Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Post-election update

This just in: It is with heavy heart that DJ and I announce that, due to an unavoidable future of higher taxes (so lazy, unemployed 'Americans' -and I use the term loosely- can buy more 40 oz malt liquor), Christmas will be cancelled. Yup. No presents, no college fund contributions, nuttin'.

Hell. I'll be lucky if I can still afford to buy flour to make bread.

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